bitch don't kill my vibe

kawaiigod:

kengriffey-jr:

kawaiigod:

2:35 am, weedman said he got me hours ago

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he prolly busy or somethin

an unreliable weed dealer man now I have truly seen everything

bruh im not even stressin it tbh

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clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

the cleaning lady came in my room after my shower as i was getting dressed and shes like oops sry! and i said its ok you can stay im just trying to get my stupid fat ass into an outfit and she laughed and didnt deny that i have a stupid fat ass and now we’re friends.

midnitesurprise:

princess peach and her odd male friends train for sport’s

lucariomegas:

*puts pocky stick in my mouth* see, its a metaphor, i put the weeaboo thing in my mouth without eating it, so im technically not a weeb

theonion:

Dad Announces Plan To Honk When He’s Out Front

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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sadeyes:

this one time i got in a fight with a girl and i was losing and she had her elbow in my mouth while i was on the ground so i bit her and her wenis just came off. right off. i spit it in her face.