2:35 am, weedman said he got me hours ago
he prolly busy or somethin
an unreliable weed dealer man now I have truly seen everything
bruh im not even stressin it tbh
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
the cleaning lady came in my room after my shower as i was getting dressed and shes like oops sry! and i said its ok you can stay im just trying to get my stupid fat ass into an outfit and she laughed and didnt deny that i have a stupid fat ass and now we’re friends.
princess peach and her odd male friends train for sport’s
*puts pocky stick in my mouth* see, its a metaphor, i put the weeaboo thing in my mouth without eating it, so im technically not a weeb
when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests
this one time i got in a fight with a girl and i was losing and she had her elbow in my mouth while i was on the ground so i bit her and her wenis just came off. right off. i spit it in her face.