why do i gotta be alive i aint about that life

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

thearbiter:

.. ☆ . +.。 . . . . . 。 ゚。, ☆ ゚. + 。 ゚ ,。 . 。 , .。゚ 。 ゚ . +。 ゚ * 。. , 。゚ +. 。*。 ゚. . . . …, 。SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­­­AAAAAAAAAACCE + ゚ 。 。゚ . ゚。, ☆ * 。゚. o, 。 . + ゚ 。 。゚ . ゚。, ☆ * 。゚.

trugazi:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

trugazi:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

me as a parent

thomasandrewbitch:

kid: can you sing me a lullaby?

me: PULL UP IN THE MONSTA AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA

funkies:

I’m too cute for 90% of the shit i go thru

ssassmaster:

morthils:

s0mbodybetter:

betakomaeda:

i want everyone who has ever used the internet to witness this photograph of an exploding pikachu figurine

the demon is fucking escaping holy fucking christ help us

free him

F҉̢́͝ ́R͏͡͡ ̶̨͘͟Ȩ̡̢ ̸́È̕͜͡ ̢̛̀̀H̀͘ ̡͘Ì̷ ̧Ḿ̴͠

ssassmaster:

morthils:

s0mbodybetter:

betakomaeda:

i want everyone who has ever used the internet to witness this photograph of an exploding pikachu figurine

the demon is fucking escaping holy fucking christ help us

free him

F҉̢́͝ ́R͏͡͡ ̶̨͘͟Ȩ̡̢ ̸́È̕͜͡ ̢̛̀̀H̀͘ ̡͘Ì̷ ̧Ḿ̴͠

vintagedolls:

"Move aside, peasants. Royalty coming through."